me all the time…
“holy grail” is short for “holy grind rail,” a technique jesus used to get around jerusalem quickly
jesus being a carpenter is actually a common misinterpretation of the text! he shredded a different kind of board
yeah.
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Secunda (Requested)
For some reason my brain can’t reconcile that this song exists outside of the game. Every note of this is branded on my subconscious. I’ve listened to this song more than I’ve listened to my own voice and yet it still manages to calm my body better than an anesthetic. I’m astral projecting - my thumbs are typing but my soul is playing Skyrim.
this is a callout post
- jeb is a mess
- jeb bush is the weakest person on this stage by far
- jeb is a waste and everybody knows it
- he is so weak, it’s laughable
- *air horns*
- jeb is a mess
- jeb is a waste
- jeb is a m e s s
IMPORTANT
- jeb said he would moon everybody on stage
- Nasty guy
- jeb is a nasty guy
via reddit.com
this is every libertarian ever
richietozierhateblog
i went to the met today
Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.
So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh
i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can
